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elasticitymudflap:

I NEED JESUS

kananniemammary:

i laughed unreasonably hard

rainbowsandfish:

wrestlingaknife:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"You try to wake the unconscious child up, and sink him into an indefinite magical coma."

"You walked in twenty minutes ago, and only just noticed that the man you’re negotiating with is sitting in an enormous bowl of jelly beans."

And, last but certainly not least.

"You try to knock the vial out of his hands, and instead punch a hole in the hull of the ship. The atmosphere explosively decompresses. Congratulations, you just killed more than half the party during a milk run."

"You hear nothing. What explosion?" 

lychgate:

yeh rick an morty is a pretty great show like i dont know what youre doing if you havent seen it yet

mayorfuu:

The babes of my town.

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Continuous Horizon byKensuke Karasawa

Born in Aichi 2012 
Solo Exhibition “Continuous Horizon”, Take Ninagawa, Tokyo 
2013 FA, Kanazawa College of Art

Take Ninagawa, Tokyo


glooptastic:

A bunch of helmet-less Mitunas because my blog was seriously lacking cute Captors and because he cheers me up when im sad :)

ask-blueb100d-equius-zahhak:

(Sorry for the absence ;w; My final is done in a week then I’ll come back to update! Thank you my followers! ;w; Have a crappy fem!Equius cosplay of me if this crappy thing can be considered as a cosplay… T_T)

kingcheddarxvii:

Elephant comics